I'm voting Democrat in November. (09/23/06)
Why you should care about your privacy rights. (05/08/06)
I argue for building new nuclear power plants in the United States. (04/30/06)
Katrina has caused me to rethink my political aspirations. (09/11/05)
A defense of the war on Iraq. (06/30/05)
Soccer moms are my political enemies. (05/16/05)
An open letter to an ignorant racist. (04/03/05)
A solution to Medicare and Social Security woes. (04/01/05)
I will never win a seat in public office. (03/03/05)
Does Social Security qualify as an investment fraud? (12/11/04)
The phrase "under God" offends me. As a Christian. (11/10/04)
Dump your political party. (11/04/04)
Don't let The Man take away your right to make fun of fatties. (10/28/04)
The Law's got a lot of catching up to do. (09/28/04)
John Kerry is incompetent. (09/24/04)
Vietnam, National Guard, memos, and other irrelevant campaign issues. (09/13/04)
It's not your birthright as an American to get everything you want. (08/25/04)
Ask not what your country can do for you; ask why the hell it won't do it. (08/04/04)
Repeat after me: Torture is wrong. (05/04/04)
What better way to honor fallen soldiers than to make fun of their deaths? (04/29/04)
The reason why I haven't updated in weeks. (04/27/04)
The democratic process put Hitler in power. (04/02/04)
Let Arnold run for President. (03/02/04)
A case for gay marriage. (02/25/04)
Where have our jobs gone? (02/24/04)
Who's the terrorist again? (02/11/04)
Why the Kobe Bryant case is worth discussing. (02/05/04)
Why men get paid more than women. (02/04/04)
Conservative or liberal? (01/31/04)