Indiana Jones denied tenure
This is almost 2 years old, but as relevant as ever, given the new Indiana Jones movie out right now:
BACK FROM YET ANOTHER GLOBETROTTING
ADVENTURE, INDIANA JONES CHECKS HIS MAIL AND DISCOVERS THAT HIS BID FOR TENURE HAS BEEN DENIED. by Andy F. Bryan
My favorite quote was probably the "Moreover, no one on the committee can identify who or what instilled Dr. Jones with the belief that an archaeologist's tool kit should consist solely of a bullwhip and a revolver."


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