(04/06/04)
Sometimes when I'm faced with a difficult problem and don't know what to do, I ask myself, "What Would Jade Do?" For those of you who don't know, Jade is my older sister who sent me another email basically telling me what an asshole I am for writing the stuff that I do on this site. In an attempt to throw gasoline on that fire, I'm going to write an entry based solely on her. But anyway, this mantra of WWJD really works out all the time whenever I'm choosing what to make for dinner or which wine to open. Every time I've deviated from this pattern of following what Jade would do, I end up regretting my actions, such as the time I chose to work as a delivery driver. For over a year. Also, buying that rifle probably wasn't the best financial decision I've made in recent times, even though it has brought me a bit of joy.
Now I look around at my home, and ask myself "WWJD?" I know exactly what she'd do. She'd wash dishes and clean up all this stuff laying around the living room. And probably get off the computer. Alright. You win.

