(10/10/04)
The long-awaited sequel to the wildly popular Overrated rambling.
- The Olsen Twins
- These girls are ugly. I can't understand why so many guys are so
into them. I don't think either of these girls cracks the 50th percentile
of girls age 18-24. There are starving girls in Ethiopia who look
better than this. If they were not twins, but instead just sisters,
would they be famous? Highly doubtful. And seriously, this is quite
possibly the spookiest sketch I've ever seen.
- Dr. Phil
- There are so many reasons to hate this guy. First, I just plain don't like fat people. Second, I don't like fat people pushing their ridiculous weight loss plans. If someone of his girth can successfully market a weight-loss plan, I have no doubt that he could market a hair restoration plan in his current condition. Unbelievable. Recently, Dr. Phil had on his show some parents of a child with mental illness (possibly bipolar disorder). What was the good doctor's diagnosis? That it was the parent's fault that their child was growing up with "9 of the 14 characteristics of serial killers," instead of considering the possibility that the CHILD HAD A MENTAL ILLNESS. What kind of doctor of clinical psychology is this? Jackass. [more info]. Just talking about this guy makes me seethe in anger.
- Jimmy Fallon
- Can we agree that this guy is not funny? There won't be a "Best of Jimmy Fallon" SNL DVD, because every sketch in which he played a part, he ruined with excessive unscripted giggling. Even though Weekend Update was vastly improved over the Colin Quinn days, I really think Tina Fey carried the segment. And it still wasn't that good. Kevin Nealon, Norm Macdonald, Colin Quinn, Tina Fey, and Jimmy Fallon had me convinced that the fake news format was just not funny, but Jon Stewart came along and demolished that theory. All Fallon could do was snicker at Will Ferrell and do an Adam Sandler impression.
- Oprah Winfey
- Too much has been said about this woman. I think we all know that she's overrated. But I couldn't in good conscience leave her off this list.
- Allen Iverson
- I know he's not 100% because of injuries, but I can tell you that he will never carry a team to a championship. His only chance of a ring is to be a role player. Man he totally squandered all those years with Larry Brown.
I think that's all I got. I'll continue to add to this list as events unfold.
